天堂里的圣诞节HD独家中字 - 第1集

1996年，天堂四年级学生塞西尔·史蒂文斯每次说出自己的名字时都会想起他可怕的口齿不清，天堂为了避免被社会嘲弄，塞西尔决定把他难以发音的名字改为——迈克尔·乔丹

于勒先生很快就迷失在这座叹为观止的高科技大楼中，圣诞精妙绝伦的最新先进设备、圣诞流光溢彩的博览会景观以及来自世界各地的游客和顾客，都让于勒先生大开眼界。谈完公事，节H家中于勒先生来到了刚刚装修好的夜总会。

本片几乎没有对白，天堂但巧妙的运用了音效，加上演员肢体动作的表现，有着较为浓厚的早期默片风格。由法国著名喜剧导演雅克·塔蒂自编自导自演的喜剧影片《玩乐时间》，圣诞用一种接近单色的色调和70毫米的巨大画卷，圣诞将钢筋玻璃世界的冷酷转化成格格不入的超现实影像。于勒先生更一时兴起，节H家中把刚刚装修好的屋顶装饰弄了下来，屋内一片狼藉

喜剧，天堂讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。圣诞RamprasadDashrathprasadSharma(AmolPalekar)islookingforabetterpayingjob.HeandhissisterRatna(ManjuSingh)havenorelativesoracquaintancesexceptDr.Kedar(David).Dr.KedartellshimaboutBhavaniShankars(UtpalDutt)firmknownasUrmilaTraders.Shankarisaweirdman.Heisamanoftraditionalvalues,hencehenaturallyhatesyouthwearingmodernclothes.Heisasportsfan,butthinkslowlyofyouthknowinganythingaboutsports.Buthismostweirdtraitishatredtowardsmenwithoutmoustaches.Hethinksthatmenwithoutmoustachesarecharacterless.Ramprasadhasamoustache.Hetakescareofotherproblemsbywearingkurtafeigningignoranceaboutsports.Bhavanihireshimimmediately.Ramisahardworkingguy,soBhavani(Ram)havenoproblems.However,Ramoncetakesleavebypretendingthathismother(whodiedmanyyearsago)hastakenill,andgoestowatchahockeymatch.BhavaniShankar,whoalsoattendedthematch,seeshimthere.ThenextdayBhavanisummonsRamprasadtohisofficeandaskshimabouttheHockeymatch.Rememberingtheplotofamovieafriendofhisisshooting,RamconvincesBhavaniShankarthathehadseenhismoustache-lessidenticaltwinLucky(aliasLakshmanprasadDashrathprasadSharma)atthestadium.BhavaniShankarbuyshisargumentfeelsbadaboutaccusinghimanddecidestomakeamendsbyhiringLuckytoteachhisdaughterUrmila(BindiyaGoswami)music.RamprasadreluctantlyshaveshismoustachetobecomeLuckyandstartstoteachmusictoUrmila.HeishelpedbyhisactorfriendDevenVerma(playinghimself).NowUrmilaakaUrmiistheexactoppositeofherfather.ShetakesimmediatelikingtoLucky,whileRamisbarelynoticedbyher.BhavaninoticesthisgivesRamanotherjobtotutoronthepretextofherexams.Meanwhile,Mrs.Srivastav(DinaPathak),asocialite,isropedtoplaythepartofRam,LakshmanRatnasmother.LikeRam,shealsoendsupplayingherowntwininfrontofBhavani.RamdecidestotellUrmilathetruth.UrmilatellshimtotellthetruthtoBhavaniaswell.RamgoestoBhavanitotellthetruth,butBhavaniseesRamsmoustachegivingaway.BhavaniexposesRam,butendsupthinkingthatLuckymurderedRamimpersonatedhimtomarryUrmila.Inahilariouschasethatfollows,Bhavaniendsuptotallingapolicejeep.TheSeniorInspector(OmPrakash)mistakeshimforathugnamedPascalDCostaisabouttolockhimupinthejail.OnlywhenhisInspectoridentifiesBhavaniShankarbyhisrealidentityishefreed.Bynow,aharriedBhavanihasdevelopedhatredfortwinaswell.Oncominghome,hefindsthatUrmilaLuckyaremarried.Herefusestogivethemblessings,untilDr.Kedarcomestothesceneexplainsthewholesituation.Now,Bhavanibecomesevenmorefurious,butoneverybodysinsistence,relents.ThefilmendswithafamilyphotoofMrs.Srivastav,Ratna,Urmila,Ram,Dr.Kedar,BhavanissisterKalindi(ShubhaKhote)Bhavani(whoisshownwithoutmoustache).

节H家中這群娘子軍將法國足球踢出新境界。

天堂保羅想了個瘋狂點子：舉辦史上第一場全女子足球賽。得知母亲急性尿毒症病发的郑德帅，圣诞与同母异父的弟弟魏小建正在为医药费发愁之际，圣诞意外看到我是大明星直播大赛的消息，参加即有机会获得500万奖金，兄弟俩蠢蠢欲动。

雾霾严重的夜晚，节H家中城市笼罩在一片雾茫茫的世界里，一辆破旧的二手房车在霓虹灯闪烁的街道上行驶......傻子到村子，天堂村民屡次被傻子的行为逗乐，村里最爱探案的福尔摩斯吴良志收留了傻子。

傻子和沛菡在一起玩耍，圣诞关系亲密，喜欢沛菡的杜宇由于嫉妒要把傻子赶出村子．杜宇策划了一起偷鸡的案子。节H家中村民揭穿了杜宇和先生勾结劝村民搬离村子的嘴脸。